by Jashu Kubinski
I am writing these instructions because there is a giant on the loose in Blackpool. What you will need:
- The biggest net you can find
- A spade
- Shiny treasure
What you need to do:
First get your spade so you can dig the deepest hole in the universe.
Next disguise the hole with sticks and leaves so the giant won't see it.
Then drop a trail of treasure so that the greedy giant will come to the trap.
When you have finished wait quietly to catch the giant.
A final note of warning:
Beware! If you get too close his loud shouts might hurt your ears. He has sudden rages so play him lullabies.
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