How to Catch a Giant

by Jashu Kubinski

I am writing these instructions because there is a giant on the loose in Blackpool. What you will need:

  • The biggest net you can find
  • A spade
  • Shiny treasure
  • Twigs
  • Leaves
  • Lullabies

What you need to do:
First get your spade so you can dig the deepest hole in the universe. 
Next disguise the hole with sticks and leaves so the giant won't see it.
Then drop a trail of treasure so that the greedy giant will come to the trap.
When you have finished wait quietly to catch the giant.

A final note of warning:
Beware! If you get too close his loud shouts might hurt your ears. He has sudden rages so play him lullabies.

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